February 2011
1 post
Through the looking glass...: About Me →
raeofsunshinee:
- I love semi-colons; they fascinate me
check the first one~~
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
1 post
You’re driving down the road and, in a moment of inattention, you run a red light. In one universe a cop pulls you over and gives you a ticket. In another universe you hit a little old lady and kill her.
In the first universe you’re just an ordinary motorist. In the second you’re a shameful monster. But you had no control over the presence of the little old lady; the same (small) list of...
October 2010
3 posts
life
tumblr can’t contain meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
30 posts
June 2010
1 post
April 2010
4 posts
Thank you Laurilee →
March 2010
1 post
i give a shit
oh wait, haha, that’s a lie.
February 2010
22 posts
come and lay your bones on the alabaster stones:... →
This is clearly more for my benefit than yours, followers. I just have things I want off my chest / mind, and I don’t know anywhere that words flow better than on here, where I don’t know any of you, and I just let my fingers fly. If you’re someone else that I do know reading this, and you know…
@5 (this is aiesha, not dakota.)
Mollie. seriously? I asked you to name one other time...
Ingredients
1/2 teaspoon munchhausen
1/3 cup depression
1/2 teaspoon hypochondria
Directions
Incubate at 98.6 degrees F (37 degrees C).
In a small bowl, mix together confectioners powder (x0.5), microwaves and metaphors.
Sit and wait until yeast rises.
EVERY TUMBLR POST EVER
[insert witty statement] ; [incorrect use of semicolon]
[unintentionally ironic quotes/ ironic quotes]
[prick posts calling people out for their expressing of emotion]
[depressing realities]
[artistic porn]
[memes]
[reblogs of all the above]
[plagarism]
[attention grabbers]
[trolling]
[meaningless]
[reference to something noone else knows]
...